The Emperor's New Saucepan
It's a Scots-French fusion place Jacques Straps in Soho a celebrity endorsed deep fried wallet emptier. "Madame and Youse Jimmy from our specials board: Escargot in a porridge coulis and Tartan tarte tatin." She sips her Irn-Bru.. He reaches over clasps her hand in his proposes that for the rest of their lives they never ever eat this kind of shit again.